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 From 500 Best Irish Jokes and Limericks: Phelan was burying his third wife but O'Donnell, his neighbour on the next farm, wouldn't go to the funeral.

"And why won't you?" asked Mrs. O'Donnell impatiently.

"Well, to tell you the truth I feel ashamed. He's asked me so often, and I've never asked him back once!"