Tuesday, July 1, 2025

The Beer Can Burglars Are Back!

 Back in 2011 we were being  checked out by burglars. We sent a signal back to their little probes, and nothing happened to us at the time. One of our neighbors was burglarized, though. They are back, and the business must be doing OK, because now they are checking our vigilance with Budweiser longnecks.


I can't shoot holes in bottles, so I am debating on a good way to let them know we are not worth fooling with. Please leave suggestions in a comment!


4 comments:

  1. Use some string and hang the bottles (either broken or whole) by their neck to the mailbox.

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  2. Drop a handful of spent brass near the bottle.

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  3. Fill the bottles with gasoline, and tie a used lithium battery to the outside. Once shot, the lithium ignites and, well, hopefully they'll figure out the rest.

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