Saturday, November 12, 2016
Levels Of Intoxication, by Ralfy
Tipsy on two or three or four or FIVE? Ralfy is stronger than I am. What would make him only tipsy would have me s**t-faced, I think. I take plenty of spills when I am out walking, but the forest is usually a soft place to fall. Falling down sober is embarrassing enough. His Green Zone and Red Zone don't quite agree with mine, and I need to be able to hop in the car and go at a minute's notice.