Monday, February 22, 2021

St. Patrick's Day Festival! Whiskey In The Jar, The Dubliners

 From 500 Best Irish Jokes and Limericks, The Civic Guard was very anxious to discover where the poteen was being made, so he kept after Conan who was known to carry out repairs to stills. 

"Come on , Conan," he pleaded, "just tell me where you repaired the still."
"I will, Guard Clancy, " said Conan blandly, "I will."

"Where then? Tell me."

"To tell you the living truth, Guard, I mended it where the hole was."

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