Saturday, March 13, 2021

St. Patrick's Day Festival! Star Of County Down, Van Morrison And The Chieftains

 Three thugs attacked Slattery and it was a fierce struggle. Finally they got him down and took threee shillings and a half-penny from his pocket. 

"WHat the hell did you put up a fight like that for three shillings and a halfpenny?" asked one of the disgusted hijackers.

"Sure I thought you were after the ten pound note in me sock."


Weekend Steam II: Firing Up And Evaluating The Atlas Automatic Steam Engine

 Thank You for this pick, Merle!



Friday, March 12, 2021

Weekend Steam: Steam Revenue Freight, On The Road To Paradise

 Merle keeps picking 'em and we keep playing them! Thank You, Merle!


St. Patrick's Day Festival! Irish Washerwoman Medley, Don Richardson

Peader woke up in a hospital bed and he knew that he was suffering from more than the normal hangover. Groaning with pain, he turned over to find his faithful friend Terence beside the bed.
"What happened to me, Terence?"
"You went up on the roof of  "The Silver Swan" and bet you could jump off and fly over the city."
"Why didn't you stop me?" groaned Peadar.
"Sure, I had a ten bob bet on you!"

Hmmm...Needs A Blower And A Ceiling Fan!

Thursday, March 11, 2021

St. Patrick's Day Festival! The Minstrel Boy, John McDermott

 From 500 Best Irish Jokes and Limericks: Mrs. Redmond went into the confession box and was about to start when she noticed an unfamiliar face behind the shutter.

"You're not Father Donlon. What are you doing there?"

"I'm the french polisher, M'am."

"Well, where is Father Donlon?"

"I couldn't tell you, but if her heard anything like the stories I've been listening to, he's gone for the police!"


Wednesday, March 10, 2021

St. Patrick's Day Festival! The Rose Of Tralee, Roger Whittaker

 From 500 Best Irish Jokes and Limericks: The Co. Donegal farmer was convinced he'd swallowed a horse and he couldn't be persuaded otherwise. Eventually they got him to a psychiatrist who gave him an injection, put him to sleep and brought a big white gelding to the bedside'

"There yoiu are, Finnegan. I removed the horse."

Finnegan shook his head sadly. "Tis fooling me you are. Sure my horse is a Connemara pony."


St. Patrick's Day Festival Bonus! Brassman Bart Performs Garry Owen!

Tuesday, March 9, 2021

St. Patrick's Day Festival! When Irish Eyes Are Smiling, John McCormack

 From 500 Best Irish Jokes and Limericks:  Finnegan's phone rang in the small hours of the morning and it was Hourihan who wanted to know the time.

" 'tis four o'clock in the morning."

"Thanks," said Hourihan, 'I hope I didn't disturb you."

"Not a bit of it. Sure I had to get up to answer this phone anyways!"



Monday, March 8, 2021

Tuesday Torque: Hit-and-Miss Rat Rod!

 Merle spots good ones! Thank You, Merle!


St. Patrick's Day Festival! Mother Machree, Tom Waits in Buster Scruggs

 From 500 Best Irish Jokes and Limericks: The American tourist was looking over Phelim's farm. 

"How many acres have you got?" he asked.

"About thirty," Phelim said proudly.

"You know," the American went on, "at home  in Texas it takes me two days to drive around my ranch."

"Poor you," sympathized Phelim. "I had a car like that wanst, but I sold it."